Dear Skin, I just wanted to say sorry. I love the beach, and the sun, and itsy bitsy bikinis, and even having a tan

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Dear Skin,

I just wanted to say sorry. I love the beach, and the sun, and itsy bitsy bikinis, and even having a tan. I know that this puts you in a bit of a compromising situation, and some sun spots and wrinkles may have to form as a result. But I can deal. I promise to wear sunscreen and a hat, but I just can’t sit inside or in the shade coated head to toe in zinc, or go surfing in a total bodysuit and mask just to make you happy. But know that I love you and appreciate all that you do for me, I’ll make sure to have a lot of aloe on hand for summer to make you feel better.

Sincerely,
Your Beach Bum Owner



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